Poor Rex Ryan. As if the embattled New York Jets head coach didn't have enough to deal with already--what, with the sub par 6-10 finish, a quarterback controversy and that weird tat of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey--there are reports out of Bethlehem, PA that, on January 14th, he blew through a red light in his new Mustang, slammed into a '95 Mazda which then careened into an '05 Toyota.
Fortunately, no one was hurt and the three cars involved in the crash sustained "moderate" damage. Plus, Ramblin' Rex was not cited for causing the accident and only received a warning from local cops on the scene. So, there you go. Glass half full.
Finally, check out this excerpt from the Daily News' account of the wreck: "Ryan hit a 1995 Mazda, knocking it into a 2005 Toyota like an opposing linebacker flattening a Jets running back, according to a Bethlehem police report." It's not likely that the official police report actually included the football metaphor.